1. "Mom, the toilet's overflowing!"
2. "Mom, I couldn't find my toothbrush, so I used yours."
3. "Mom, where's *insert the name of any child here*?"
4. "Mom, there's poop on the floor."
5. "Mom, have you seen Ana?"
6. "Mom, Roman has a Sharpie."
7. "Mom, Ana is naked."
8. "Mom, I puked."
9. "Mom, there's no more toilet paper."
10. "Mom, Isabella climbed up the stairs!"